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Tuesday 12 November 2013

The Frustrated Indian Voters

Pessimist: The Glass is half empty.

Optimist: The Glass is half full.

Congress: The Glass is half full but withbranded mineral water, it’s the brand thatmatters.

BJP: The Glass is half full but it’s sufficientfor a life time as it is from Ganga maiyyaitself.

JDU: The water was fetched by a Muslimfrom a Hindu colony tap, this is secularwater.

SP: The water was fetched by a Muslimfrom a Muslim colony tap, this is supersecular water.

BSP: The water is clean and purified; this ismanuvaadi water from a Brahmin colony.

JKLF: This is Indian water, not fit for drinking.

AAP: Dhyaan kidhar hai, saaf imaandaarpaani idhar hai 1 bottle ke saath 1 topi free.

This is called -'पानी दा रंग'
भैया हो सके तो दो-चार बूंद हम पर भी छिड़क दो।

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