Indian Politicians Slambook

Well I can Write a book " how to be a politician" in 30 days with money back guarantee with these points.isn't it ?

1. Terrorist attacks/Blasts/Border
Skirmishes - We condemn the attacks
2. Natural calamities - We stand strongly
with them in the moments of deepest grief
3. Accidents – We announce a
compensation of Rs. x
4. Corruption charges - We have ordered
an enquiry
5. Economic slowdown - We are doing
well, no need to panic
6. When a sports team wins - We
congratulate the team
7. A great man’s birthday - We have to walk
on his footsteps to make this a better
nation
8. On Opposition attacks – They don’t
cooperate
9. On Party’s conventions – We have a
vision
10. On Budget announcement – This is a
progressive budget
11. On a new bill – This is a progressive bill
12. On a new plan – This is a progressive
plan
13. For foreign incursions – We are safe
14. For violence at home – Situation is
under control
15. For Neighboring countries – We need
to reach an amicable conclusion

if something wrong then- Epic ! 'in Sab me vipakshi partiyo ka
hath hai .
For rising crime against women: this is a country where female deities are worshipped- but what the hell goin on.
Meanwhile DIGVIJAY SINGH Isme RSS ka hath(congress) hai- aap toh admi hi ni ho.
if you oppose muslim terrorists,then you are communal!
For Bollywood/Tollywood personality deaths ,Great loss for the nation, he/she defined the word icon - then what about army personnels nothng for them.

i think many points i missed. say some interesting facts in comments ---:------ RIP
courtsy : TFI